NORTH ATLANTIC —
Greta Thunberg is sailing to Minneapolis to assist Somali fraudsters and their enabling politicians in their fight against white supremacy.
“It’s shameful what they are doing to those poor, innocent daycare workers,” she said from her craft. “I should be in Iran helping the IRGC against the Zionist uprising of the Iranian people but instead I have to sail to Minnesota,” she complained. “Not only is it white supremacy, all this talk of fraud is melting the ice caps and does nothing to restore Hamas to power in Gaza.”
CNN and BBC have pledged nonstop coverage of Greta’s “heroic” voyage.
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