WASHINGTON —
President Trump announced he was extending an olive branch to his political opponents by offering AOC the opportunity to serve drinks in the White House. He made the unexpected offer while inspecting construction of the Big Beautiful Glorious Awesome Trumptastic Ballroom this afternoon.
“She tells me privately she can’t stand to be so far away from me,” Mr. Trump explained. “She’s a nasty person and obviously not very bright but she has a couple of things going for her and I hear she wasn’t super-lousy as a bartender, ” continued the President.
“First of all, I was freaking awesome behind and on top of the bar, and if he thinks I’m going accept his patriarchal, misogynistic and racist offer before I even know the pay he is mistaken,” Ms. O-C told Commingled Media.
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