PYONGYANG —
North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un, is reportedly jealous of the UK’s repressive censorship, calling it, “an innovative and very effective method to exert even more control over the masses.” Mr. Un made the remarks while dedicating a new work camp for political agitators outside the capital.
“I have long outlawed any criticism or even questioning of the Worker’s Party of Korea or myself,” explained the Dear Leader, “but the regime in the UK has vastly expanded the topics it prohibits by simply labeling them ‘hate speech.'” “It’s frickin’ brilliant.”
Keir Starmer, Prime Minister of the UK, expressed gratitude for the recognition, “I am humbled as that is indeed high praise from one of the most repressive dictators in the world today.”
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